Orphans jokes
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?