Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't hit a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."
Why do orphans work boomerangs?
Because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.