Orphans jokes
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was? Because he found out his dad was Donald Trump.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, because his parents ran away.
Double whammy. Orphan jokes are like a kid with cancer; it never gets old. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Principal: You're being bad. I'm gonna need to call your parents!
Orphan: *sits there sadly*