Orphans jokes
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
So dark.
Many jokes about orphans.
God, this is the second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
Why can't an orphan play baseball or softball?
They can't find home. 🤣
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Q: Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for their birthday?
A: 'Cause it don't have a home button.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
Parent Signature_________________
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
Because they needed someone to call "daddy".
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.