Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
