Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
You can't give an orphan homework.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.