Orphans jokes
Why was the orphan walking through the neighborhood? I don't know, either. It's not like he has a home to go to.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.