Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
Why do orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
I saw a little boy begging for money.
I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yes, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents!"
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.