Orphans jokes
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.