Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Orphans Jokes
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
Why do orphans play baseball because they try to find home?
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
