Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? An apple gets picked.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?