Orphans jokes
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
What type of cake can orphans not have?
Homemade.
Welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make 'em, we take 'em!
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
How are Tinder and orphans alike?
You swipe left till you find the one you like.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."