What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Orphans Jokes
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
Orphans have no home.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
