Orphans jokes
Fuck y'all, orphan lives matter!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
I created a website for orphans, but there was no homepage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!