Orphans jokes
Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A: A stump.
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t go home.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans only buy iPhone XS?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they have no home.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Why do orphans use iPhone X's?
Because they can't find home.
I went up to a kid and asked, "Are you an orphan?" They said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes.)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.