Orphans jokes
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Every size bag of chips is a family size for orphans.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.