Orphans jokes
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Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
How to get rich:
Step 1: Tell an orphan he will get a family.
Step 2: Knock out the orphan.
Step 3: Cut open the orphan.
Step 4: Well there [are] organs.
Step 5: Do it again.
And nobody will call the cops 'cause they got no family.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why couldn’t the orphan find home?
Didn’t have eyes.
What do you call an orphan home alone?
A family reunion.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.