Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Orphans Jokes
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
