Orphans jokes

If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

Why can’t orphans play poker?

Because they don’t know what a full house is! 🥵🥵👴😂🔫😈💀💀💀💀💀💀

Stop the orphan jokes!

If aliens were real,

then orphans would finally have a home.

Why do orphans miss half the basketball season?

They don't have home games.

STOP THE ORPHAN JOKES!

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Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!

Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?

Because they can’t hit the home button.

"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.

Guy: Where are they then?

Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].

Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.

Orphans: Where are my parents?

Random person: In the bed.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?

Because it's a family company.