Orphans jokes
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.