Orphans jokes
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Orphans
The “F” in orphan stands for family.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They do not have anyone to call "daddy."
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Why don't orphans have phones?
Because they have no home buttons.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that their family photo?
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.