Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
If an orphan takes a photo... Well done! It's a family photo!
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.
I got my orphan kid a phone. She was pressing the home button, but it didn't work.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
What's an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
When an orphan takes a selfie, is that its family photo?
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.