Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because his options were to go bigger or go home. He only had one choice. :)
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
A child's parents once lived in Chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage now.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
Why can't an orphan watch T.V.?
Because it can't find the home button.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?
Because he did not have one.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.