Orphans jokes
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans go to the ancient pyramids for vacation?
In hope to find a mummy.
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."