Orphans jokes
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.