Orphans jokes
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
One has a home.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Cemeteries should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.