Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Orphans are cool.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.