Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Orphans Jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Orphans are cool.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
What do you call an orphan's home?
No home.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why can't orphans have iPhones?
Because they can't find the home button.
What do orphans call a holiday?
A bit of soil and some leaves as a blanket.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why can’t orphans do homeschool? They don’t have a home to do so.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
What is something an orphan's phone does not have?
Home buttons.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
