Orphans jokes
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!
Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.
Teacher: Why not?
Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies?
Orphans.
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.