Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Orphans Jokes
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
