Orphans jokes
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
My name is what orphans can never have.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
Why are Egyptian gods orphans?
Because Egypt needs to sell Anubis (a new bus) every year to make a prophet.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."