What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Orphans Jokes
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Why can orphans watch PG movies?
Because it's "Parental Guidance."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?
To try and find their parents.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baby?
The orphan gets back up.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why did the orphan wait in line?
To see their parents next.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
