Orphans jokes
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Me: You know your parents were very good people.
Orphan: Wow, I didn’t know that.
Me: I know, you're an orphan.
I said to the orphan, "Do you want me to take you to your family? Oh wait..."
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
How are orphans like Spider-Man?
No way home.
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.