Orphans jokes
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.