Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? Because they don’t get homesick.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
What's an orphan's selfie called?
A family portrait.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan go to S. C. Johnson?
Because it's family owned.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.