Orphans jokes
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why can orphans travel so much?
They don't get homesick.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
What show can the orphan relate to... Full House.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Why can't orphans go to Costco?
Because it's a family shop.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.
Orphan: But I don't have a mom!
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.