Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Orphans Jokes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
