Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans have relationships?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
So they could be wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!