What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Orphans Jokes
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why do orphans not know Dom Toretto?
Dom Toretto cares about family.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.
Why don't orphans watch TV?
Because of "Family Guy."
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him! :)
Why can't orphans eat a big bag of crisps?
'Cause it's family size...?!
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why couldn’t the principal call the orphan's parents?
Because he doesn’t have any.
