Orphans jokes
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans love chips?
Because they're all family sized.
Orphans got me like: 😂
Tazzaro be like: Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.