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Orphans jokes

I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.

What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Make them clap until their parents come back.

How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You make them clap until their parents come home.

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!