Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Orphans Jokes
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
What can't an orphan spell?
Home.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Why can't orphans play sports?
They don't know what a home team is.
