Orphans jokes
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
I tried to make a website for orphans.
Sadly, I couldn't make a home page.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
Why did the orphans have in common? They both don't have parents.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What is an orphan's favorite TV show?
"Alone."
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
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