Orphans jokes
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why did the orphan go to a church?
So he could call someone "father."
Why do orphans not like July 24th??
Because it's Parents Day.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.