Orphans jokes

LMAO, what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's just a watermelon.

Me: I hit an orphan!

Mom: OMG WHY?

Me: Not like they can tell their parents-

What relationship status fits an orphan?

Single.

Why do orphans die so much?

'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."

Why do orphans use water for their cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because they have nobody to call "daddy."

Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.

Student: Sorry to hear.

Teacher: Is anyone missing today?

Student: Your parents.

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?

One is beautiful.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".

What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.

Dear Orphans,

I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)

Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked.