Orphans jokes

I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?

Parent signature: _________

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?

One is beautiful.

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One gets picked.

Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹

Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?

I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.

I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"

And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"

And I said: "Your parents."

I know what you did with your mom last night, the orphan. Nah, jit trippin', you thought I had one?

Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".

What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.

Dear Orphans,

I have a better orphanage for you. It's my basement :)

Would an orphan's family photo be considered a selfie?

How do people grade pedophiles?

1st grade to 8th grade.

(I know it's orphan jokes but still)

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple always gets picked.

What do you call a photo of an orphan?

A family photo.

I smacked an orphan.

What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.

Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.

What is an orphan's most relatable movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.

Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

What song do orphans hate?

"We Are Family."