Orphans jokes
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.