Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Orphans Jokes
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
'Cause they don't know where the home is.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family portrait.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Why do orphans miss half their basketball games? Cause they don't have home games.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
