Orphans jokes
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.