Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Orphans Jokes
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
