Orphans jokes

Why can't an orphan read?

He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.

What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?

I actually come back with the milk.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

One's actually picked.

Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?

Because homing missiles don't work on them.

Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?

Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.