Orphans jokes
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?
'Cause they need a parent's signature.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't Fortnite.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
A kid called Chris:
:orphan
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥