What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
Orphans Jokes
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why can't an orphan read?
He couldn't go to school without a parent's signature.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re unwanted.🤣😢
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
