"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
Orphans Jokes
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
