Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's technically a family photo. :)
So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know what a home base is.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
F in orphan means family.
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
The F in orphans stands for family...
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
I found your parent!
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.