Orphans jokes
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪