Orphans jokes
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Why did the orphan get arrested for identity theft?
He dressed up as Batman for Halloween.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!