Orphans jokes
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why don't orphans understand dad jokes?
Heh, stupid orphan.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!