Orphans jokes
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.