Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Orphans Jokes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
