Orphans jokes
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What is the difference between fruits and Orphans?
Fruits get picked.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.