Orphans jokes
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making it into a house and hallucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said, "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies aren't real. You can't and will never get a home."
Next day, they make cardboard parents, so I threw that away and said, "Pay attention to reality; you will never get parents."
Next day, they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again, I said, "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent!" The orphan responded with, "Oh, really?! How so?" I just simply said, "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard, and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat old people!"
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
I made a website for an orphan.
It had no homepage.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Who has no home?
Orphans.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.