Orphans jokes
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.