Orphans jokes
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
He couldn’t get to home base.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.