Orphans jokes
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
Parents' signature _______________________________
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
There's a home button.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?
So the orphans can see their parents.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡