Orphans jokes
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.