Orphans jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.