Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
I was on an orphan's website, but I pressed on his profile and realized he had no home page.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."