Orphans jokes
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.