Orphans jokes
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?
Adopt Me...
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
I like orphan boys, no homo.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.