Orphans dad jokes
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.😈
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad: