Orphans dad jokes
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
Me: *finds out my dad's an orphan*
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Time to make his life hell.馃槇
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Why can鈥檛 orphans have dad jokes? Because they don鈥檛 got one.
Dad?
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"