Orphans dad jokes
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.