Stranger: knock knock Orphan: who’s there Stranger: not ur parents
what do call an ophans parents dead meat
The parents use to hit him His parents got into a car crash and died He became an orphan in an orphanage, the people there hit him, he looked up and said "parents?"
Why am I banned from my catholic orphanage? Because the children kept calling my daddy.
Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land
Kid:ok
Bring kid to the orphanages.
I found a place before called an orphanage but when I was aloud in there where lots of kids and I said where's your parents oh yeah your orphans. "Gosh that was one hecka day"
Who does an orphan play soccer with...
No one
The Orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home
What was the orphans first video game consol? PS5 because it has no home button
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
yo mama so stupid she threw a mothers day party at a orphanage
Why cant orphans have sex? they do not have any one to call daddy
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause' they don't have home games.
whats another place orphans cant work at besides SC Johnson
The Home Depot.
people call me a bad person but just the other day i saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents , i love working at the orphanage
Yesterday i tried to help a little girl by a road stop crying. I asked her where her parents were and that made her cry harder. So then i adked her where her house was and she said with tears "i dont have one" so i got her in my car and drove her to where she said she was living. It was a orphaninch.
what show do orphans never wach? fuller house
Parents; Lets have a bonfire Me; Lets go to the orphanage parents;to bring other children? Me; No to have the fire parents; wont they be missed? Me; No because there is nobody to miss them
when you go to a orphanage for a field trip :when the workers said i remember you as a kid
there's an upside for being an orphan every snack they get is family size
