Optometry jokes
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?
The happier they get, the less they see.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.