Optometry jokes
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
The happier they get, the less they see.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.