Optometry jokes
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
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Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?
The happier they get, the less they see.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
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"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.