Optometry jokes

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?

Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.

You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.

If you need to squint to read this...

You probably need glasses.

Uma Thurman's optometrist must have wide glasses sometimes.

Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!