Online personality jokes

Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.

Technoblade: Speedruns Life.

Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?

'Cuz he's the Father!!!

Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)

Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.

I am sooooooo bored, Gwen, can you please get on, or anybody, since I'm weirdly obsessed with Gwen.

Ayo, who's online :')

Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.

What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?

One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.