Oliver Savage

Oliver Savage jokes

Orphan

You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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  • Orphan

    The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.

    Kelly Clarkson

    Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

    (And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

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  • Orphan

    If you want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents.

    Double!

    Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

    Triple!

    Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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