Octopi jokes
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.