Octopi jokes
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Octopus.
"Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?
Octopus, more like octopussy.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting? Octopied.