Octopi jokes
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
What do you call 8 x 3.14?
Octopi.
What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? -- Identical.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
How did the octopus go to the war?
Well armed.