Octopi jokes

Why were the octopi sad?

Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.

What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?

Octopie!

What do you call an octopus whose father left?

An octopie.

What do you call a pie made by an octopus? Octopie.

What do you call 8 x 3.14?

Octopi.

What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?

Octopied.