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JOKE LOL! · 5 years ago
  • What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!

    Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!

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    Yourself · 5 years ago
  • What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!

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    TittySlayer123 · 7 years ago
  • "Octo" means 8 and an octopus has 8 legs... so where did the "pus" come from?

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