Oceanography jokes
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
water puppy
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
RTG iceberg?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.