Oceanography jokes
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Memes
water puppy
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
RTG iceberg?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
