Oceanography jokes
RTG iceberg?
Why don鈥檛 oysters give to charity?
Because they鈥檙e shellfish! 馃槀
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
water puppy
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Where do fish sleep? On a seabed!
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.