Obituary jokes

How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.

My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"

My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.

When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?

James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.

Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.