Nutcracker jokesAdd jokeBestNewestAnonymous3 years agoWhy didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?It was afraid of the nutcracker.Anonymous6 years agoDon't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!Anonymous8 years agoWhat did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"Calculator jokesLesbian jokesFlat jokesSuicide jokesStephen Hawking jokesOrphan jokesAll categories
Anonymous8 years agoWhat did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"