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Pecan

Anonymous · 4 years ago
  • Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?

    It was afraid of the nutcracker.

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  • Ball

    Anonymous · 7 years ago
  • Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!

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  • Pedophile

    Anonymous · 8 years ago
  • What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

    "Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

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