Numeracy jokes

Did you hear about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They kept doing the 96 positions.

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.

Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.

What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?

Roamin’ Numerals.

3.14% of sailors are...

π-rates.

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.