No jokes

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldn’t stop pootin!

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"

And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.

Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...

Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family because there is no "f" in orphan.

How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

"Long time no sea."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

What kind of bear has no teeth?

A gummy bear.

What should you name a dog without any legs?

It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.

What do you call a cow with no leg?

I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"

Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There's no menu. You get what you deserve!

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?

A baby you cut one off each time.

Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Last night I had the strangest dream!

I sailed away to China!

And I caught the coronavirus!

You said you needed to wash your hands!

Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!

And you said!!

Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!

Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!

Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!