No jokes
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.
It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Memes
Only in London underground lol
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
I love you papi's! No homo.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
No one is smart. I am smart.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).