No jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
What is an orphan's favorite No Way Home?
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”
“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
Sorry but, no one asked.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."