No jokes
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Skeletons can't play church music, obviously. They got no organs.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What do you call a room with no doors?
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.