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Name

  • Teacher: "What's your name?"

    Student: "Hang on a second."

    10 seconds later:

    Teacher: "Is something wrong?"

    Student: "Hang on a second!"

    20 seconds later:

    Teacher: "Don't say a word!!!"

    Student: "Hang on a second!!!"

    Teacher: "Come here and tell me your name right now!!!"

    Student: "Hang on a second!"

    Teacher: "Don't call for help!!!"

    Student: "Just listen to me!"

    Teacher: "Go on, speak!"

    Student: "Hang on a second!"

    Teacher: "Don't push my patience; this is no joke!!! Tell me your name right now!"

    Student: "Hang on a second!!!"

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  • Abortion

  • Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

    But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

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  • Foot

  • If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.

    No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.

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  • Community talk

  • Dear Worstjokesever, This is made for fellow story-writers. I am going to make a story writing account, open to the public (password is given in private to those whom are trusted) Don't use this as a place to talk, or post will be deleted and re-posted ! Rules are 1-Don't use any ai. 2-Post only once a week, and sign what you post. (if you can't post that week, make a post saying you can't. 3-You may work on a… Read more

  • I hate how so many people only have posts, no jokes, no memes (Madi dosent count, shes funny w/o jokes)