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Name

  • Teacher: "What's your name?"

    Student: "Hang on a second."

    10 seconds later:

    Teacher: "Is something wrong?"

    Student: "Hang on a second!"

    20 seconds later:

    Teacher: "Don't say a word!!!"

    Student: "Hang on a second!!!"

    Teacher: "Come here and tell me your name right now!!!"

    Student: "Hang on a second!"

    Teacher: "Don't call for help!!!"

    Student: "Just listen to me!"

    Teacher: "Go on, speak!"

    Student: "Hang on a second!"

    Teacher: "Don't push my patience; this is no joke!!! Tell me your name right now!"

    Student: "Hang on a second!!!"

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  • Abortion

  • Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

    But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

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  • Foot

  • If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.

    No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.

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  • Arse

  • My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

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  • Song

  • I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

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  • People

  • No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.