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State

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What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency?

Answer: The Democratic People’s Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And that’s no joke. 😔

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  • Matter

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    Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?

    Bruce Lee was no joking matter.

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  • People

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    No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

    Foot

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    If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.

    No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.

    Ninja

    This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

    Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

    Song

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    I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

    Abortion

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    Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

    But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.